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  1. Hehehhee, size up my competition. I just pictured you comparing chair sizes. In the middle of the store? Hahah. The world is an odd place. Sounded more like a surprise therapy session. Love your acting moments in this. That poor, ironic store.

  2. fun story: i live in northern virginia and i had wilson as a substitute teacher in english two years ago, and i know this because when class began, he excused himself to the restroom and was gone for most of the class because he took so long to limp to the bathroom. we were just alone in the classroom for an hour and we thought he had collapsed in the hallway or something. he was not invited back to our class the next time.

  3. I was just looking at your current subscriber count, 9,999 – Damn, come on somebody new, subscribe and round that up to 10,000! 🙂 .

    (Also for anybody thinking, how would i see her subscriber count if i'm already subscribed, which i am – due to some weird bug around the time all the silly Google+ changes were happening my subscribed to list was kind of wiped, but kind of not, i still get notified when everybody i was subscribed to before the changes puts up a video, but when i go to their channel i see the red subscribe button, as if i'm not subscribed – i tried resubscribing to some channels i was already subscribed to, while that changed the subscribe button to white, their subscriber number didn't change, which it would have done if i was a new subscriber 🙂 .

    So while if you go to my channel, it might look like i'm only subscribed to around 300 channels, i'm actually subscribed to 1500-2000, if not more 🙂 .)

  4. 😂😂😂😂😂 I definitely imagined this animated lmao

    I met a guy over the weekend and he did the same thing. "I moved here for a better life, I just had to…get away… smokes cigarette"
    😐 FROM WHAT. FROM. WHAT. AND WILL IT FOLLOW YOU HERE TO THIS LOCATION SIR

  5. Okay, here's some SHIT. (and if you wanna do an episode of OTS on job interviews I am DOWN). 

    LUSH. You know it- we all know it. Smells great, makes pretty baths, eco-friendly, and they accept people with dyed hair. Pretty cool place. My old roommate worked there so I was like, 'hey, I have an IN.' 
    So I go in for the interview, running out of my Russian and Soviet History class to make it there on time. It's February in Chicago, and when I get there I find I've arrived about 45 minutes EARLY. So I go around the corner and sit in the dark (it's like 8PM) and wait because I'm too awkward to go in early. I'm in tights and a skirt, because I tried to look nice, and I forgot gloves like an IDIOT. Finally, with about 20 minutes until the interview was going to start, I walk to the store front…. to find a group of people standing outside. Apparently there was another group interview still going on, and so we had to wait in the cold for a half an hour, and it's that kind of cold that just seeps in and makes everything hurt.
    Okay fine, so we finally get in. It's mostly these well dressed ladies, but there's one dude. I had a moment of 'What are you doing here?' too, because he didn't really know what Lush was. So our interview leaders are bright and enthusiastic, and I'm desperately trying to keep my nose from running now that it's thawed. They showed us these two products, and each of us had a turn trying to sell it to another interviewee while doing a hand test. Basically this is when a Lush employee washes and massages your hands while telling you about the fucking independent rose farming family in Bulgaria that grew the roses for this lotion or some shit. That went fine whatever, and then when the interview was done they let me know that I had made it to the next round and I was to meet them at their store in Downtown Chicago, during business hours, for a 'floor test.'
    This turned out to be me trying to sell lotion to a manager, which I thought went really well, but I never got called back. 
    I almost pissed myself on the train too, because they wouldn't let me use their bathrooms and nothing else was open.  
    I'll still buy the shit out of their products tho.

  6. This is a fantastic story and I'm so glad it was here for me to end my less-than-fantastic day with. <3 
    (Although I was slightly disappointed that the story didn't end with you visiting the-store-that-must-not-be-named and finding out that Wilson now somehow worked there.)

  7. I'm really trying to come up with any kind of suggestion just because you had asked. You told it so well that any criticism feels like nitpicking.

    When you have an audience, they will laugh, and so will you. Be prepared to adjust your timing for laughter. Play up the others' personalities with your entire body language (which I understand isn't possible on this small screen). Your first descriptions of the place are funny, but I think it would tie the whole joke together a little better if you somehow indicated that it was filled with these compartmentalized, organized, alphabetized, concentric, rainbow sorted vessels right from the start. My first hunch was that it was Starbucks.

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