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A bunch of rich New Yorkers are stunned when Freestyle Rapper Chris Turner roasts them and raps about their lives with flawless wit and skill, earning a standing ovation.
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral ‘White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap’ video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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"…it [Pluto] vanished like your understanding of Saturn's rings"
Pure gold.
Você é muito talentoso! Adoro os seus vídeos. Obrigado por compartilhar a sua criatividade conosco. Abraços do Brasil.
For some reason this one feels like it has the most energy and flow out of hundreds(?) of your freestyle raps I've watched. Even though the conversation upfront was quite boring and I fast forwarded the talk first time ever.
There are rings around jupiter.
Chris your "Get alerts when I'm doing a show near you" link is broken: This URL has been blocked by Bitly's systems as potentially harmful. ☝
I wish I had that superpower to see the words that fast.
Bet someone beat me to it, but Jupiter has rings, just not as cool as Saturn. Still good rap, but a miss on the details from Chris. Still loved it!
So Baseball is the FIRST topic I felt, Chris has no idea of – I'm saying this after having watched about 90% of Chris' Videos
Just amazing…..just amazing
As an astronomer, I would like to point out that Jupiter also actually does have a ring structure.. it's not as prominent as Saturn, but still it exists.. same with Uranus and Neptune by the way.. it's obviously not what that bloke was talking about, but still..
that dude you can see from the right side angle went from cheesing to mouth wide open the entire time lmao
what an amazing set
We need a Harry Mack & Chris Turner Collab 😀
Fun fact, Jupiter actually does have rings.
But…but Jupiter does have rings.
Man. People commenting on Jupiter 😂😂. Yeah all large gas planets have rings. Uranus and Neptune both also have had observable rings from Earth for a long time. Jupiters rings are basically the equivalent to Pluto being a planet. Yeah it’s there, but does it count. Jupiters rings we didn’t know about until we sent the voyager space probe. Also same time Pluto got demoted.
Violation.
Jupiter does have rings though ?
Fantastic and funny as always… although I did feel sorry for the astronaut guy – because Jupiter DOES have rings.
They're just not quite as prominent as Saturn's and not as well known for it. But they're definitely there.
Incredible. No other word can describe that.
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But Jupiter does have rings just not as famous as Saturn's rings
Thats the applause 🎉
This was the best one yet Chris.
Jupiter has rings cmon man
**edit good videos btw
Kudos
Didn't think the raps could get any better than they already were. Yet here we are. What a freakin' legend this guy is.
Awesome video but I have to point out Jupiter does have rings as do other planets in our solar system :).
One of my favourite comedians has our natinal soccer jersey on him. ❤😊 much love from Slovenia
You are so underated 😭
crushed him!
Jupiter does have rings though.
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When I see Chris Turner and the time of the video is a couple hours ago, I get an erection and dopamine flows in every vein. Keep it up. Watched all your videos and I'm a big fan.
Thank you for wearing a Slovenian football jersey 😀 How did you get our national team jersey in NYC? Another masterpiece rap there C-money, cheers.